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Name: Gregory Ryan Malm
Birth:
February 21st, 1989
Place:
St. Vincent's Hospital, Portland OR
Height:
6'4"
Weight:
228
ShoeSize:
 13                                                                                                  Shirt Size: XL       Pant Size Length: 34   Waist: 36-38                
Eyes:
DARK Brown
Skin:
Brownish
Hair:
Black [currently RED though]
Social Status:
 I HATE PREPS! I hang out with the normal people.
             

                ***** THE FAVORITES*****

Color:
Any blue
Song:
Anything that's not ANNOYING!
Music Type: R&B, Hip-hop, and some rap (it has to be cool rap though)

Favorite pop:
Pepsi and Vanilla Coke, diet coke is good to even though diet anything is supposed to be bad for you
Favorite Food:
Anything Chinese (Except the stuff with almonds in it)
Least favorite food(s):
Olives, Lettuce, Garlic, Liver, Onions,
Pasta Salad, Veggie Burgers, Tobasco, Green Peppers, Biscotti, Any pizza except for pepperoni and C.B., KFC Chicken (I think I speak for everyone when I say KFC chicken is NASTY!), McDonalds food, Freeman School District Food, any type of nuts, , cherries, ginger ale, cream of mushroom soup, tomato soup, wild rice, lima beans, FISH IS NASTY . . . . . , Turkey Burgers, Butterscotch,scrambled eggs, hot dogs, sausauge, orange juice with pulp (I GAG!), Black Licorice, TV dinners, and blah blah blah. I hate a lot more than this but I just wanted to give you a hint. :)  

Food that's most likely to make me HURL: Potato Salad! UGH! I HATE IT SO MUCH!!!! IT IS SO NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!                    

Food Most Likely to Eat When Alone and Bored: Those Teriyaki Chicken bowls from Costco . . . Major YUM!
TV Show(s):
  Third Watch, Friends, MAD TV, SNL, Punk'd, MTV Cribs, The Real World/Road Rules, The Swan, Boiling Points, Pimp My Ride, VHI Celebrity mosts . . .
Movie(s):
Out Cold, White Chicks, and some others                                  

Movie Genre: Horror, Drama
Favorite Car(s)
BMW 330 ci convertible, Aston Martons, Cadilac Escalade EXT, Ford Mustang, Ford Thunderbird, Lamborghini Diablo, Porsche Caberra, Jaguar S-type, Jeep Grand Cherokees, Lincoln Navigator,
Highschool Car: 
A Jeep GC, A Ford Explorer, Honda Accord . . . .
Least Favorite Car
: Honda Element, VW Bug [I hate those so much!
Favorite Books
: After Hamelin, Interview with the Vampire,  Uncle Tom's Cabin, Little Chicago, The Feast of All Saints . . . .
Hobby
: Playing instruments like Piano and bassoon and such, collecting shoes [I have a major shoe fetish)
Favorite Sport
: Basketball and Football even though I suck at both. (Believe me, you DO NOT want to see me play basketball!)
Favorite Sport to watch
: I despise watching sports. It's super boring and dumb.
Interests:
Doing fun stuff like hanging out at the mall and making fun of fat/ugly people. HEE HEE!               Favorite Mall Store(s): American Eagle, JC Penney, The Bon (Grrr I hate the Bon though cuz it has all this wigger junk in it!), Old Navy, and Anchor Blue.                          Style: I don't have a style, ha! I wear what I want!

STUFF YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME:

- I was actively involved with ballet when I was younger (oh god)

- I still have my V-Card! HA Everyone probably knows that!

- I used to be really FAT . . . but not anymore, well somewhat anyway

- I have social anxiety (So if I don't talk to you, don't take it the wrong way. Start an interesting conversation and I'll talk away.)

- I secretly hate WHITE PEOPLE!!! j/k

- I, on occasion, tried on my sister's SUPER SMALL clothes and looked mad hot. (It took like an hour for me to get that tank top off . . . .0)

- I've never gone out with anyone before (except for that one time in 7th grade when Miranda forced me to go out with her. Oh the horror!!! I'm single!!!!!

- I'm terrified to death of those little stink bugs that come out in the fall

- I went to prom with Sarah Mattausch

- We [my sister, cousin, and me] Called a bunch of FAT ladies Fat and we almost died. (It happened in the parking lot at Fred Meyer, I hid behind the pillar thingy while this fat girl was cussin and screamin chased my sister inside of the store callin her a f***in minor B*tch.

 

PET PEEVES: ***********************

I seriously want people who wear SOCKS WITH SANDLES to die. It is so gross. I also hate when people buy socks that go all the way to their knees.

I hate when people borrow stuff from me and don't give it back.

I hate when I'm walkin around at the mall and I have to see FAT chicks that think their little hotties walkin around. So gross!

I hate when people read over my shoulder when I'm writing something.

I hate when people stare at me

I hate when guys wear little flip flops and their gigantic feet stick out

When people mess with my tunes

I hate when people yell my name, I don't know why I just do.

I hate when people have the same clothes as me.

I cannot stand to share anything like food or drinks. It's sick, I don't want your grubby, nasty, rubbery, mega-sick mouth on MY food. YUCK YUCK EWWW! So if you read this, beware.

I HAVE MORE BUT I BET THIS IS BEGINNING TO BORE YOU TO DEATH


 

 

I went to prom with the stunning Sarah Mattausch!!
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